The Secret Life of Superheroes

I always asking sometime how busy Superhero is.

It may seem like superheroes spend their entire day saving us regular folk from world threatening danger on a day to day basis, but believe it or not they actual lead real lives as well. And now I knew it well...

Seniman Greg Guillemin mengekspos para superhero yang biasanya kita tonton dengan takjub menyelamatkan dunia, disorot dari sisi kehidupan sehari-hari seperti kita 'manusia biasa'. Karya dengan judul 'The Secret Life Of Superheroes' ini beneran menarik :) Mungkin ada diantaranya Superhero favorit kalian melakukan kegiatan seru mesum sehari-hari macem kita.

Hahaha ,super awkward when looking Superman just picking his nose, Spiderman grabbin' his crotch or Wonder-Woman too busy with push up bra :))  LOL  

Need more details when Spider-Man hooking up with Mary Jane, Batman and  Robin, or Hulk with marijuana ?  

find at his details here 

No Smoking P.L.E.A.S.E. !

I quit smoking early this year so I can understand how disturbing these images might appear to you. I don't condone it obviously but the images are pretty cool. It may also help you to know they weren't really smoking in studio. These images make up part of the 15 photo's that were released. Janssens is a fantastic photographer with a varied selection of shoots in her portfolio. You can do take a look at the video for behind the scene.

Putri Vs Miss !!

temans,
Diselenggarakan 2 kepanitiaan yang berbeda
Disiarkan langsung dari 2 tv swasta nasional yang berbeda
Memiliki pesona kecantikan Asia yang berbeda
Memiliki kepercayaan yang berbeda
Menjejakkan pilihan kuliah di dua negara yang berbeda
Akan bersaing di dua ajang kecantikan yang berbeda
Tapi,
Sama - sama akan mewakili Indonesia di kancah internasional
Sama - sama mempromosikan pariwisata dan budaya bangsa
Sama - sama wakil cantik dari Jawa Timur
daaaaannn bakal sama - sama pakai bikini..hehehe

Kelly Brook is #1

temans,
British model Kelly Brook has been named as the star with the best bikini body in a new poll, beating Halle Berry and Elle MacPherson to the top spot. The poll, conducted by Debenhams department store, asked men who they thought had the best ever bikini body. There were 2000 participants.

Brook, 28, came in first, while Halle Berry - who infamously appeared topless in the film Swordfish, and showed off her bikini body in the James Bond film Die Another Day - came second. Ursula Andress, who is now 72 and starred in the film Dr No in 1962, came in third. Underwear queen Elle MacPherson was fourth, while Raquel Welch came fifth - just ahead of Marilyn Monroe.

Underwear Vs I-pod

Batas antara inovasi dan kegilaan memang sangat tipis.
Kali ini nemu soal 'jeroan' yang aneh-aneh lagi. Hehehe mungkin terinspirasi dari ibu-Ibu yang kadang nyembunyiin duit dibalik beha. Tapi kali ini, i-pod yang disembunyikan dalam underwear jenis boxer. Merek Pl>y (baca:Play) dengan bahan katun yang lembut, lumayan untuk dibeli. Lengkapnya disini..
Wahh, coba yang cewek G-String, pasti lebih bagus...hehe
Tapiiiiii nyembunyiinya i-pod nya dimana dong?

Telanjang di pesawat ?

Merujuk judul diatas, mungkin percakapan ini bisa mewujudkan impian kita, kalo udah bosan naik pesawat yang itu-itu aja. Pramugari yang itu-itu saja, fasilitas yang itu-itu saja, dan suasana yang itu-itu saja. Nah, kalo mau dapat lebih...ini dia jawabnya. Kali ini tim Investigasi (halah) akan mengajak anda, berfantasi liar sambil naik pesawat SPESIAL...hehehe
............
"I think people feel free when they are really naked. That's what it is about," kata Sandra Koehler.
Saya tanya Sandra supaya lebih 'JELAS' maksudnya.
"Trus kapan penumpang harus lepas pakaian? pas mau check in?" Tanya Saya lagi.
"Ahh nggak, cuma pas pesawat udah boarding."
Saya masih ragu, dan kembali bertanya
"Trus gimana, kalo dikasih minum pas minta kopi panas sama Pramugarinya?"
"Yee..ditaruh di nampan dong..Oon"
"Okelah, kalo bicara soal kebersihan, higienis gak? semua penumpang kan telanjang? Iiiihh, gak bayangin deh..duduk di seat bekas bokong penumpang lain..Yeikkks"
"Ya enggaklah, penumpang kita kasih handuk bersih untuk menutupi kursi duduk.Jadi teteap higienis kan?" Jawab Sandra, yang sepertinya sudah punya SEMUA jawaban pertanyaan-pertanyaan Saya.
"Nah, kalo untuk penumpang laki, kalo pas pakai seat belts kan beresiko..hehehe soalnya kan ada 'properti' yang rawan kejepit?"
"Hehe, wah kalo itu mah saya gak kepikiran" Akhirnya Sandra gak punya jawaban pertanyaan saya. Hehehe

Waahhh, dari tadi ngobrol ajah..
Pernah dengar nudist beach dong? itu mah sudah biasa. Di berbagai negara, bahkan katanya di negara kita ini juga ada nudist Island-nya juga. Tapi kali ini berbeda. ..Benar saudara B-E-R-B-E-D-A
Kegiatan telanjang ini bukan hanya dilakukan di kawasan pantai saja. Kalau pilihan berwisata ke Nordstrand Nudist Beach, Erfurt-Jerman, BETUL saudara. BUKAN hanya di kawasan pantainya saja, tapi mulai dari startnya sudah harus di praktekkan telanjang nya (yummy) hehe. Jadinya kita berangkat naik pesawat sudah dengan SENSASI yang berbeda, karena sejuuuuukkk. Wahhh, harus siap-siap balsem, obat gosok dan minyak kayu putih dong...takut masuk angin..hehe
Mungkin ni..mungkin. Kalo memang mau nekad naik pesawat sambil naked (asal gak tujuan domestik di negara kita saja) hehe mungkin sensasinya akan benar-benar berbeda, gak itu-itu saja seperti kata Sandra...

Source:
-This story, inspired from from here
-Picture from Getty Images

Beckham for Armani

Giorgio Armani is pleased to announce that his friend David Beckham, who plays for LA Galaxy and the England national team, will be the official worldwide testimonial for Emporio Armani Underwear from January, 2008, coinciding with launch of the Emporio Armani Underwear collection in the United States. 

Wuihhh, dari pertama kali muncul seminggu lalu, gambar ini sudah di'unduh' lebih dari 690.000 kali, per 0,16 detiknya. Dan gilanya, sampai sekarang terus berjalan, proses 'pencarian' gambar "Golden Balls" ini. Bukannya Saya  mau menampilkan gambar porno..tapi kasih info pembuktian kalau memang nama besar Beck masih juga nanjak, biarpun udah gak di Real, terbukti dengan 'gambar'nya yang laris dan diprediksi bakal menaikkan omset underwear-nya Armani.
Iklan pertama yang menampilkan pose Beckham (yang sudah bocor di internet) dalam pemotretan di Los Angeles dengan fotografer Mat Alas dan Marcus Piggott, baru akan ditampilkan di majalah Vanity Fair USA edisi Februari 2008. So pasti, pose will then be rolled out around the world in sport, fashion and lifestyle magazines. Masih juga bakal dipampang di papan billboard segede-gede gedung, di beberapa kota besar seperti New York, Los Angeles, London, Milan, Roma, Paris dan Tokyo.

Giorgio Armani said, "David is truly a modern day icon in that his fame extends well beyond the realm of soccer. He is considered as one of the world's most talented soccer players and a former captain of his national team, but his image has come to stand for more than this. He represents a notion of modern masculinity: as a sports hero, husband and father. He is also a man with a great sense of style. There was a time when soccer players were not always considered to be fashion role models. David Beckham has helped to change that."

Sebenarnya kedekatan Giorgio Armani dan dunia olahraga memang sudah berlangsung lama. Banyak juga yang sudah 'didandani' seperti Ronaldo, Luis Figo, Thierry Henry, Christian Vieri, Fabio Cannavaro, Andriy Shevchenko dan Kaka.
Well, ladies... keep dreaming, HE ' s the one and only..Victoria toys !!!

There's 'something' behind it

Ribuan pria pecinta (atau penikmat wanita; kata teman Saya), pasti ada beberapa diantaranya yang 'malu-malu' (tapi mau-terpaksa) nganterin istri, ato pacar ke Lingerie shop. Entah buat window shopping ajah, atau cobain, ato juga borong. Hiks...Saya satu diantara 'lelaki pengecut' yang gak berani melangkah ke area itu. Hehehe. Sumpah, rasanya seperti masuk kamera kaya ikut Fear Factor   :)   Belum lagi kadang juga gemeteran + keringat dingin + pucat pasi (halah; berlebihan)
Mending, jauh-jauh saja saya memantau. Atau sok-sok gak lihat, kalo bini udah mulai masuk Zona itu.

Hehe, kalo dibilang penakut, (ato mungkin pemalu, tepatnya) memang benar. Apalagi dilihat mbak-mbak yang ada di counter itu. Tapi Saya juga gak malu kalo liat ada yang 'makai' itu..hehehe. Mungkin mental Saya belum terlalu kuat..sama seperti beberapa waktu lalu, pas ke SOGO saya lihat sepasang muda-mudi (semoga dah pasangan 'resmi'), saling bantu-membantu untuk milih bra + undies nya. Takuuuuuttt !!

Became a Porn STAR ?

Kemarin, ng..ng..ng...pas ngobrol sama anak-anak sambil makan 'ketela keju' yang murah meriah. Trus pas lihat 'teaser'nya film Tora Sudiro Quickie Express yang jadi Gigolo, akhirnya nyangkut di topik bahasan;
" Wahhhahaha, enak paling ya, jadi kaya Rocco. Sudah, gratis..dibayar lagi.." Weiks, is it right? (hopefully u know 'bout Rocco )

Kalo dipikir-pikir iya juga. Masuk dalam industri 'panas' kaya gini harus siap dengan segala resiko.
- Stamina : pasti dengan jadwal yang padat. Belum lagi, kalo pas harus nunggu re-take
- Malu : Ya iyalah, soalnya dilihat banyak crew dan masih tetap mempertahan supaya 'tetap tegak berdiri'
- Penyakit: Mungkin ini part yang paling gak enakin. Gimana kalo ketularan HIV+ or else, wah ....gak jamin dah inget enaknya. Mungkin jadinya bayaran itu, gak ada artinya daripada 'benda' yang jadi one and only.

Wekekeke, tapi kembali dipikir-pikir ah enak atau gak enaknya. Nah, penasaran juga rasanya 'How to be a Rocco Sifredi wannabe ?'. Selidik punya selidik (halah), I've got the quetion and answer here..there's someone, asking about 'join this industries' and taraaaaaaa !! Here's the edit version :)

Question..
How much do male porn actors make, and how are they paid? I mean when you first get interviewed, do they pay by the inch, or by how attractive you are in general or by how much prior "profesional" experience you have in the industry.
Do you get paid royalties for every dvd sold or every pay per view porn site visited? The reason I'm asking is that I'm just getting my feet wet in this business and thus far I've recieved a few "low-ball" offers and one offer where I could make over $1,000.00 per scene; but I have no frame of referenc to know what I should be getting for my perfomance.

Hahaha, ini die....cocok buat kita-kita yang masih jobless, mencari lowongan yang nikkmmatt :)

the Answer..
You can make anything from $50 to $1500 per scene. You get paid per scene, and nothing more. No royalties, no inches, nothing to do with your attractiveness.

Here are some more ideas about how to get involved.
Getting into the porn industry is very very difficult if you are a man. You must be able to get it up, keep it up, and then cum within 2 or 3 minutes of being asked. That is a given. You have to be at least 7 inches and very thick, preferably over eight. You have to be in some kind of physical shape, and you have to have stamina. You have to be willing to work with any girl in any situation, and be prepared for stop-start sex.
Sending pictures will get you nowhere. You have to actually GO to the studios and introduce yourself and then they will take naked polaroids of you and get back to you. But even then, your chances are minimal.
There is always a market for porn actors, regardless of your background and personal requirements, but at the same time you have to have (a) talent, (b) luck, and (c) you must be in a good location. New York, Miami, London, Amsterdam, Prague, etc. If you're thinking of mainstream acting or what not, you almost certainly will be exposed by the paparazzi. Once you do porn, your ENTERTAINMENT career is permanently red-flagged. Just come up with an alias and make it clear that your identity is to be kept a secret. Many pornstars do that.
Ugghhh...
NAH..puas belom? sekarang kata orang cari pekerjaan yang enak + sesuai kesukaan + santai + dan bebas, sangat sulit? wah, wah...semua kembali padamu. Kalo modal ijazah gak ada, ya 'modal' lainnya saja.
Sekedar ngingetin juga , Gigolo mati mulut berbusa + telinga ber darah keluar + dubur keluar belatung. (wawahahaha ala sinetron HIDAYAH)..